tofu

I copy here Stacy's mum's earnest poem about tofu:


milk of a bean
tofu
blank canvas of taste
tofu

tofu is good for you

No cows died
in the making of
tofu
No marriages breaking
due to tofu
Nobody shaking
in fear of tofu

No-one was shot
with guns of tofu
Nobody knocked
out or stunned for tofu
No-one was stopped
by grenades of tofu

protein
bouncy
have a good chew
tofu is good for you

No stockbrokers are staking
it all on tofu
No heroin addicts are taking
tofu
The doers of evil: forsaking
tofu
It's moving, it's shaking
The charts it is breaking
Everyone waking
up to tofu
Sales are through the roof
of tofu
Everyone feeling the truth
of tofu
You're the gin in my vermouth
tofu;
yes you,
tofu.

Let's hear it for tofu - hooray!
Lets hear it for tofu today.